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Metallica’s New Music

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Up to now, Metallica has had some pretty sucky music. It seems like they’ve had bad luck since Cliff  Burton died, and when they got their new bassist, Jason Newstead, he quit. So they got  a third bassist, Robert Trujillo, but with the first two albums they made with him, didn’t get a pleasing reaction from the fans. Like the album At. Anger. That one was possibly their worst album. But I don’t care what other people think, keep your comments to to yourself, but I like the song, not the album, the SONG St. Anger. And the album they made after that was probably even worse than St. Anger. Garage Inc. came out shortly after St. Anger did, and it went way down on the charts. I guess the people thought that Garage Inc. would pretty much be another St. Anger, so they didn’t  buy it. And they were right. It wasn’t really metal that they were doing on those two albums, it was more of pop or just plain rock. But with their album that recently came out September, 2008, DeathMagnetic, people really got their money’s worth. Metallica came back to heavy metal with the songs like That Was Just Your Life, and Cyanide. That had to be their best album in probably almost 10 years. My favorite songs from that album would either have to be The Day That Never Comes, That Was Just Your Life, or Suicide and Redemption. (That one’s an instrumental song, no vocals.) So, Metallica may be abot twenty odd years old, but they’re still alive and kicking.

Block Schedule

Well, now that w have this new 2 hour schedule, I pretty much got used to it. But it doesn’t seem much like we’re doing much writing, it just seems like we’re doing most reading. But when when we do writing, it seems like it has a big connection with reading because we write about the book we’re reading, and the DOL we write. I do like it though, because it gives me the skills of both reading and writing. I feel that it gives me a better idea about how reading and writing have a connection since we learn about both in classes. Also they connect, because you write about what you read. Some dislikes I have about this is that we don’t get  to see Ms. Ward anymore and I don’t get to see my Works In Progress folder with all my best drawings on it, and I still need to add my drawings of Stew Cat to it! But now I get to hang out with my friends more often, and do different assignments. I have experienced that reading and writing are pretty much the same thing, like when we do passages, or write about The Cay and our DOL. I think I’ve learned more skills about doing passages, since we do a lot more, since our reading class is now both reading and writing. And I think its better now that we have both classes in just one. It takes out the hassle of switching.

Der Feind Sieht Dein Licht! Verdunkeln!

Ever wondered what this phrase means? Because if Someone asked me what it meant, I would be clueless! But, lucky for you, I know what it means. It’s from an old WWII poster to warn civilians to obey blackout by keeping all lights shielded at night. It’s German, in case you didn’t know. But you can usually recognize German words from the “ch” in them, or occasionally “eu.” Oh yeah, I still need to tell you what it means. Well, since it warned people about blackouts for bombing, it means something like that. English translation:”The enemy sees your light! Make it dark!” On the poster it shows a large, dark city with building silhouettes, and guess what? A German bomber airplane! But it gets better. There’s also a giant skeleton holding a big black bomb looking over the city, staring particularly at some idiot who thinks he’s too smart to listen to warnings. “Oh no, I don’t need to black out my house! I mean, what are the chances of being bombed, anyway?” But sure enough, ol’ bony comes along in his big fighter pilot, probably just takin’ a little joyride, when he sees the little houses, so he pulls out his bomb. So sure enough Mr. Defiant gets blown to kingdom come, all because he didn’t take the time to read six words. How hard is that? But really, that didn’t have much to do with the story. I just thought of something. But this should teach you a lesson. Always read poster signs!

The Idiotic Slug

“Draconius, are you sure that you want to travel to the sea?” Draconius’s mom, Eleanor called. “Hyuck, theys got turtles there!” Draconius, the idiotic slug answered. “But haven’t you heard? Your father told me that the sea holds salt!” his mother cried. “Theys got turtles! I like turtles, hyuck! And the fishies smell like flowers!” Draconius replied. Draconius was large for his a slug, measuring six inches in length, and weighing 100 ounces. “I made mahself a raft from sticks!” Draconius pulled forth a crudely made raft, consisting of a few twigs, and a branch jammed through the middle, with a piece of canvas stapled to the branch. Draconius was as dumb as a door hinge, ands he was a mule when it came to cooperating. “Mommy! Mommy! Mommah!” Draconius called. “Yes you idio… I mean, Draconius!” she called back. “Ahm takin’ the bus to the sea now!” he informed. “Oh, do be careful!” Draconius grabbed his crude raft, his father’s old SCUBA diving suit, and went out the door, no bothering to open it. Instead, he just slammed into the green door, making a large gaping hole in the middle. “Oh, not again. That’s the third time this week!” Draconius’s mom said. “Turtles, fishies, anemonomonem, uhhhhh…” Draconius sang as he struggled to say anemones. Then the bus sped down the street like a rocket, the engine roaring its fury. It skidded to a halt at the bus stop at Draconius’s house, nearly slamming into the fat slug. Draconius didn’t even flinch, instead he just stood there, as stiff as a board. The bus door flung open revealing the tiny bus driver, Arnold. “Where to, Draconius?” he asked. “Heya Arney! Take me to the sea. Theys got turtles and fishies!” he informed. “Alright, hop on! Next stop, the sea! Say Draconius, would you happen to know where the sea is?” Arnold asked. Draconius merely shrugged. “Well, uh…Ah! I knew I still had this map. It should point to the sea. Or, it could get us hopelessly lost in a remote wasteland with danger at every corner. Never mind, then. To the sea!” Arnold yelled. Draconius climbed onto the bus, and it lurched to the side, because of his massive weight. The bus door closed, and before Draconius could sit down, Arney slammed on the gas. The tires screeched for a moment, then the vehicle sped off on the street, leaving black streaks on the gravel behind them. “So Draconius, why in all places, the sea?” Arnold asked. “Theys got turtles there. I like turtles! And fishies! Fishies is delicious raw!” Draconius replied. “Hmm! Interesting. Any other reasons?” Arnold asked. “I like lichens ’cause lichens is fungus, and fungus makes the world go round!” Draconius said. “Yes lichens, but aren’t you a little worried about…” he was cut short as Draconius blurted out: “Sea!” Arnold looked up. “Well whattaya know? I guess it is the sea! Well, here’s your stop, Draconius.” He let off Draconius at the sand. ‘Hey Draconius?” Arnold called. “You be careful,” he heeded. “Fishies!” Draconius crawled slowly towards the sea and the waves, eagerly approaching it. But, what happened when he cannonballed into the rushing water is still a
mystery. Some say the high sodium content of the water dissolved him instantly, while others say he was abducted by aliens. It still remains a mystery to what happened, and his mother never saw him again. But Arnold the bus driver  says he still sometimes hears the faint calls of Draconius saying, “I like lichens!”

Two For The Price Of One! What A Deal!

Well, just to get this post started off, I did the same thing I did last week with the title. As you can see, it doesn’t have much to do with the post I’m writing. But, I think as I explain it a bit more, you’ll understand the concept. Well, two weeks ago the teachers said that we would be having different schedules or the classes. So now, instead of having Ms. Ward and Ms. Baker for one hour, we have Ms, Baker for two. So, two for the price of one! There. I hope you understand the title a bit more now that I’ve sort of explained it. Well I have my negatives and positives about the whole idea, though. The one thing that I don’t like is that they’ll be taking away our class time with Ms. Ward, and she was my favorite teacher. But the good thing about this is that I sit next to my best friend Stephen. Other than that, I’m still gonna miss Ms. Ward. And we also left her class when we had started to draft our persuading pieces. But it’s not up to me to change the rules. So I should just deal with it.

Prisoned!

No, this cannot be happening. This simply cannot be happening! What have they done? What have they done!? They couldn’t have done this, no this is not the work of them. No. No no no no! H-he doesn’t exist!. Banished from the world of Men! That was the fate of him! He got what was coming to him, indeed he did! But how is he back? There’s no way! Grandfather banished him to an endless sleep! Y-yet he has returned.H- how is it possible for something that was banished to simply come back?! This has to be the work of them! We thought that they were also banished from the world, but they too have returned! But we will destroy them! We will send them back to where they belong! Wait, just wait until you see the evil of the face! And, and, we shall never be disturbed again. Yes, that’s what we want! To be alone and free again, like old times. But we must destroy first! Just wait, just wait.

The morning that followed the day of the discovery of the Entras dying, the council of dark elves proposed a meeting in the council with the Elders. Jentor awoke this day from a fitful sleep filled with nightmares and of the tree. He met with Johnford, the eldest of the Chosen. ” Jentor, what has happened? You look like you haven’t had a good night’s rest in days.” “It’s all because of that blasted tree. I keep feeling there is something terrible happening.” Johnford looked at Jentor, then to the ground. He sighed and looked back up at Jentor. “What you speak is the truth, my good man. You see, when I was a child I was told a story of how the Entras was to come.” He paused and looked back at the ground. “You see, over 300 years before our birth, there was an evil that threatened all of the land. This evil was but the Dragon Warg. He was once an Argonian from the swampland of Steamspit. And in case you don’t know what an Argonian is, I shall tell you. They are lizard like creatures that used to be humans. But when they were driven out of their old land, they managed to adapt to the swamps. Their skin turned to toughened scales, their fingers and hands grew webbed and clawed. Their face became pointed like a lizard snout, their tongues turned forked. Fins grew where their ears were, the eyes became green and yellow, and their teeth became sharp and pointed.” He paused once more, then continued. ” But, there was one certain Argonian that found a way to use the dark magic. He then became maddened beyond reason, by the power he could posses. But he was banished from Steamspit, for they were a very superstitious race, and they thought the black magic would bring them bad omen. But, when he left, he held a grudge against what they did and still he practiced the magic. But then he became so powerful that the magic took control over him and turned him into a monster.

“The powers that controlled him, and commanded him to make an alloy for his armor. He forged a chest plate and boots, gauntlets, greaves and a helmet forged with the magic of the dark powers. The metal that he forged together was the most powerful metal there has ever been for five thousand years. He forged a claymore made from the same material as the armor. He also mastered a manipulating spell that could brainwash mortals into serving him. That happened to an executioner named Morgan. He then served as the Dragon Warg’s eternal slave, and they conquered all of the lands except for ours. You see, there was a Dark Elf named–” He was cut short by the bell of emergencies. ” What is happening?” Jentor demanded. ” it is the emergency bell. Hurry! get inside the castle! An army is approaching!” Johnford ordered. They ran inside the castle’s main gates, and the palace guards,the Death Watch, closed the gates. They ran through corridors and doors until they reached the ramparts of the castle. They stood before Grenajk AjMan, Commander of the largest army in all of Cerranarak; the country upon which they lived. He was a burly and short Dwarf-like elf, a mix-breed. His father was a Scout Dwarf in the time of Risca, the dwarf king. He got his looks from his father, however, he got the dark skin and height from his mother, who was a hunter in a bandit clan. He got both his eyesight, specialty with weapons, strength, agility from bothhis parents, a natural born warrior. “Commander Grenajk, what is wrong? Is there an army approaching?” Johnford asked hurriedly. ” There is,” Ajman replied in his deep, dwarf voice. ” Who?” Jentor demanded. “Orcs. Blasted overgrown beasts. Be nice of them to just leave,” AjMan replied. “But why would they come…” Jentor was cut short as a loud, and ominous clank of armored feet stomping on the earthen floor somewhere in the distance. “Large army,” AjMan began. “How large?” Johnford asked. ” Hard to say,” AjMan replied. ” I don’t think I’ve ever heard an army as large as this before. There’s definitely more than a thousand though,” Then they saw the approaching army walk through the entrance of the main cavern. Then they stopped at the gates. Then a very larger Orc, three heads taller than all the others, approached the gates. ” What is it that your kind wants, Orc?!” Ajman screamed down. “We wish to speak with the king!” the Orc shouted up. “I wouldn’t let you speak with the king if you were dying!’ AjMan shouted. “I got word from the Gremlins that they were attacked!” the Orc shouted up. “You liar! The Gremlins could never be attacked!” AjMan shouted. “Then I shall read to you the message sent by them!” the Orc shouted. He cleared his throat and began. “To the Orcs of Orceist. We, the Gremlins are in distress. There is an evil that threatens all of us, and hopes to destroy us. It has overwhelmed and enslaved us. It has also set free some of the foulest creatures from the fiery bowels of the underworld. It calls itself ‘the Dragon Warg’. It has…” The Orc was cut short as Johnford shouted. “Wait! We have heard enough of this! AjMan, open the gates!” John ford yelled. “But they…” Ajman stammered. “Just do it!” Ajman shouted orders to the elf next to him, and that elf ran off. Soon there was the scraping and clanking of chains, and the large wooden gate creaked open. The giant of an Orc stepped through the gates, and was greeted by Johnford. “Afternoon. I am Johnford, head of the Chosen and respected Elder,” he greeted. “Urgol gro Boark, Commander of the Orcs and Weapon Master.” Urgol replied back to him. “How many of your kind are outside of my gates?” AjMan suddenly appeared. “Three thousand strong,” Urgol answered. “Three thousand!” Jentor said in bewilderment. “How in the world are we going to feed all of those monsters!?” he demanded. “Do not fret, my Elven friend, for we have brought all of the supplies we need.” Urgol answered. “And what about shelter?” Johnford asked. ” That is not a problem either. We have brought all of the canvas tents we shall need. “Alright,” Johnford said. “I shall arrange an appointment with the King.”

The small company of Lendren, Ushgor, Malena and Grey stared in awe at what used to be a paradise, but which was now an industrial wasteland. For all that the eye could see, there was a thick fog of putrid smelling smoke, there was fires exploding from what remained of the rock houses, and grotesque, misshapen creatures walked all about. The small lake that lay in the center of the town, which used to be clear and full of life, was now fetid and it reeked of a strong, stagnant smell. But there was no Gremlins to be found. “What in the world is…” Grey began, but was cut short as Ushgor tackled him. “Get down! Someone’s approaching,” he said in a hushed voice. Then they heard the rattling of chains, and they saw a long line of Gremlins approach, all chained together with the largest iron chains they had ever seen. “Hurry up, you worthless maggotss!” said a sharp, raspy voice. “The masster wantss all of the little peopless to come back with gemss!” it yelled again at the Gremlins. “Whats the thing standin’ ovah small ones?” Lendren asked. “Shhh..” Grey warned. “But sah, I’ve told you time and time again, I’ve been up to these caverns! There are no gems!” one of the Gremlins yelled. “Quiet!” Crack! Went the sound of the whip. The Gremlin shrieked and the creature in the cloak scoured at him. “Whoops!” Lendren whispered as a small stone slid fro his foot, making a large scraping sound. The cloaked creature double checked, looking surprised. “What wass that?” The cloaked creature approached the shrub Grey, Malena, Ushgor and Lendren were concealed. Ushgor leaped from then shrub, longsword in hand. The cloaked creature caught him by the arm, flipping him backwards, and his cloak came off, revealing the lizard features of an Argonian. Grey also leaped from concealment, longbow in hand, hoping to smash the bow on his head for a surprise attack. The Argonian caught Grey also just in time by the throat. He also fung Grey, but Grey was not knocked out like Ushgor. Malena and Lendren watched from the bush in horror, not daring to make a sound. The Argonian brought forth a club he carried in his belt and conked it as hard as he could upon Grey’s head. The lizard picked up his cloak, and grabbed the out cold forms of Grey and Ushgor. “What are you doing Lendren?! We have to help them!” Malena said in a loud whisper. All Lendren could do was watch as his friends were carried away to some dank and musty cell.

Grey awoke, feeling sort of drunk and tired, not remembering anything that had happened. He felt a sharp pang in the side of his head, and then, it all came back to him. The approaching of the lizard, the short fight, then everything went black for him. He saw Ushgor across from him, wondering why it was so dark in here. When he looked around, he got terrified. Barred stone doors, small barred window, tray of stale looking bread and water, and dudty stone wall and floor. he brought up his hands to try to rub his head, but he found they were cuffed together, and they were chained to the wall. Grey began panicking and thrashing around, making a hopeless effort to escape. He began yeeling, slightly at first, but then began to scream. Usgor awoke as well, being awakened by the thrashing of Grey. “Grey, what are you….?” Ushfor began but couldn’t finish, when he realized what was happening. then they heard the clopping of footsteps, the rattling of keys, and the clinking of iron boots. “Ah!” said a loud voice from somewhere. “I see our prisoners have awakened?” Grey looked up in horror as the door opened. “No!” he thought.

…to be continued

How It Began:Part I

Introduction

As you all know, the previous stories that I have written have taken place during the second coming of the evil Dragon Warg. He had escaped from his stone prison in the heights of the Copper Mountains. All this was from the failing magic of a certain tree in the depths of the subterranean city of Dark Elves. But this story does not take place then. Oh, it starts when the Dragon Warg was created, created from revenge, evil and madness. This story takes place five hundred years before the onslaught upon the Gremlins. This story starks back in the swampland of Steamspit, where the foul and uncivilized tribes of Argonians lurk. This is the the beginning of the Dragon Warg, how he was to become the Dragon Warg, and his yoke of oppression upon nearly all of the other countries. This is how it begins.

Jarnal Ra, the third son of the infamous Ra family, stared into the fetid waters of the Blackenshire, the dark and poisoned pond of which he was abandoned by his father, where he was left to fend for himself. It had happened some hours back. His father had taken him along in his crude raft, hoping to catch fish. But he had not intended to catch fish. He had intended to be rid of the nuisance of which was his son, Jarnal. His father was a crooked man, and he had never liked Jarnal from the start. It was because his father had hoped for a daughter, and when he found a that Jarnal was a son, he was not pleased. He brutally decapitated Jarnal’s birth mother, and abused Jarnal countless times. He ignored Jarnal and he disrespected him. He barely gave Jarnal enough food so he wouldn’t starve. Jarnal’s house was not the same one as his father’s, for his father made him sleep in a rotten and termite eaten shack near his father’s house. The Argonians’ lifestyle was living a life of survival, barely having enough food to eat, and having to struggle with keeping their shelter. The only thing that Jarnal had ever wanted was to please his father, but that never happened. His father was always trying to find a way to be rid of his, what he thought, a pestilence of a son. When the day came that he had taken his son along to go fishing, he saw his opportunity. He waited until the raft had drifted into the forbidden waters of the Blackenshire, where he flung his son off the raft. Jarnal’s father quickly grabbed the oar and paddled away, leaving Jarnal, hoping for him to drown or get poisoned. But luckily, before Jarnal could drown, or get poisoned, he found a large cedar log that floated along in the pond. He immediately grabbed hold of it, hauling himself onto the top, to stay clear of the water the could infect his skin. When the log finally floated near some land, Jarnal used his hands as an oar to push the log closer to it. When the log had been close enough to the land, he hopped off from the log, and tried to go for help. He ran along the bank of the dank waters of the fetid pond, trying to find an Argonian camped near the shore. But there was no one. After he ran hopelessly up and down the shore for countless times, he tripped over a piece of deadwood and fell face first on the hard ground, breaking his wrist in the process. He jerked upright into a sitting position and gripped his arm in pain. He screamed against the agonizing pain that was tearing at him like a lion. When he took a look at his wrist, he found that it was soaked in blood, and that his wrist bone was sticking out. He screamed louder this time, almost straining his voice. He lay in the same fetal position, screaming and whimpering for another half hour. He finally realized what he had to do. He had learned a remedy from an old Healer back in his village. His father had called them crooked half-crazed madmen, but Jarnal still liked them. Jarnal had to pop the bone back into place, dress the wound, and make a splint. He winced at the idea, but knew it had to be done. He found a twig to bite on, and put his left hand forward. He gripped his wrist, and then began to push. He screamed a muffled scream, for the twig gave him something to clamp his jaws onto. After fifteen agonizing seconds, he had heard the crack that his bone was back in place, but once again he screamed that muffled cry. He waited for a time, until he finally decided to dress the wound. With his free hand, he grabbed hold of a loose piece on his tunic, and tore it off. He wrapped it around his right arm, and knotted it with his teeth. Once again he cried a yelp of pain. Then he to stand up, and winced trying to pull himself forward. He successfully stood up, and then he began to look for the right size branch to construct a splint. He walked around for some time, clutching his arm with his left hand, when finally, he found the right branch. But before he picked it up, he grabbed four strands of palm from a palm tree. He grabbed hold of the branch and gently laid it down on his arm. He pulled forth the strands of palm he had collected, and wrapped them around the branch, once again securing the knots with his teeth. He watched as the black waters from the pond turned pitch, the night swallowing up every square inch of light that was visible. He found a large stone on the ground, wanting to smash the dagger on it to test its durability. He crouched down and began to hack like a madman upon the stone. But the dagger wasn’t the one who was chipped. There, where he had hacked, lay a big split through the middle. He couldn’t believe it! “I see you’ve found my dagger,” a voice said from behind the reeds.Jarnal fell back in surprise, luckily landing on his back. A Dark Elf appeared from out of the reeds, as gnarled as an oak tree. “W-who are you?” Jarnal asked shakily. “You’ll figure out in time,” the Dark Elf said. “I’ve been expecting you, young one. Ever since you were born I sensed a strong feeling of evil. And when time came, your devious father dropped you off here. It’s almost as if you were sent here by miracle. Yes, it was your destiny to come here.” Jarnal looked at him puzzled. “But how was it that you knew I could come here?”
“I have my ways,little one,” the Elf replied. “And just the way you acted, I knew you to be a great warrior. After all, you learn from the best. And your father showed you how to be brutal.” The Dark Elf scowled. Jarnal was angry now. “I’ve heard enough!” Jarnal lunged at the Elf, dagger in hand, ready to stab. Before he could jab into the Elf’s abdomen, the Elf caught him, with surprising strength, by the forearm. “Now,now little one. Let’s not get hasty,” the Elf whispered. The elf’s arms were coated with scales, and the palms were extremely rough. “Now this is the price you pay, Argonian!” The Elf grabbed hold of the index finger on Jarnal’s left hand on the tip, and began to crush it. Many of you might know this as the Wuxi Finger Hold. “Aaahh!” Jarnal began to scream. The elf released his iron grip from Jarnal’s finger, and flung him back. “There is much to learn to try to attack me, young one. I can, and shall, teach you all of the methods you will need to know to be a a worthy warrior.” Jarnal looked at his finger, finding surprisingly that it wasn’t broken. “That is one method, young one. Inflict pain without causing serious damage. You will learn that when the time comes.” The Dark Elf walked off toward a large patch of reeds, and they somehow opened up to him. “Come, young one. I can treat that arm of yours with some remedies I learned. Its in pretty bad shape.” Jarnal got back up and began to follow him.

Slosh…..Slosh…..Slosh….. The boat steadily made its way to the small dock on the shore of the Pond of Argonia. The small village lay on the outskirts of the large tribe of Rockrons in Steamspit. Jarnal’s father, Gentor Ra, exited the boat, and waded to shore, tying the rope attached to the boat to a wooden pole. He approached his small cottage on the edge of the bank, glad of the riddance of Jarnal. “You!” the old priest said as he approached Gentor. “You return with no son. I have seen this in my visions. Dark times are upon us. The land will be plagued! Death upon all of the Rockrons! The valley remains safe no more! Death upon Steamspit, for a Holocaust is coming! But you will pay the most.” Gentor smirked at him. “You are a fool and a liar! Now return to your hole, hermit!” he snapped. “Death and plague! The Gods will smite us! Save yourselves!” the priest yelled. “Humph! Foolish old man. He knows nothing!” But the priest knew all along that he had prophesied correct.

5 years later…

Jarnal sliced at the tree with his broadsword, hacking it in two. He jumped at the dummy made of straw and burlap and ripped off its head with one hand. he swung his leg in the air, just barely missing his master’s face. He ran up an oak tree, not using his hands, getting to the highest branch. He did a back flip off of the branch, and landed right beside a buck deer, embedding his short sword in its neck, stabbing too fast for it to react. He immediately ripped it out from its neck, wiping off the blood. The deer looked at him for a split second, then toppled over, completely lifeless. “Excellent, young one. Your task of retrieving the venison is complete, all done in your training exercise.” Jarnal looked up from the steel helmet he had stolen two years ago, and sheathed his sword. “Thank you, master. But there is still something to be done that you promised two days before. After five long years, I still have not learned your actual name. I have called you Master for so long, not knowing.” The Wood Elf looked over at him, confused. “Oh yes, I have nearly forgot. Come, young one, for my body is growing weak. Hack!” The Elf led Jarnal back to the hut where he had first taken Jarnal to heal his arm, which was so long ago. The Elf walked himself over to a large chair made from the hides of animals, which was stuffed with wool. He sat himself down, and Jarnal stood beside him. “Kneel.” Jarnal obeyed. “It has been so long since I have told anyone my name. The last time it was with my old apprentice, who has been long dead. Jarnal looked confused. “Then how is it that you are still alive after he is dead?” he asked. “Well, I have been keeping this from you or too long.” He paused and took a breath. “I am immortal.” Jarnal looked at him, shocked. “So, you were never a farmer who studied combat,” Jarnal said. “No, I just told you that so you wouldn’t think bad of me. I am really the spawn of Satan, born to wreak havoc upon the land, not stopping until it is done. But I could not without the help of an apprentice. Many apprentices have tried; all failed though, young one. Ever since the time of the Ackleis, when all of the races lived in peace, I have been searching, each time being unsuccessful. But you, now that you have come into the picture, you are my only oppurtunity for global domination!” Jarnal still couldn’t believe what he was hearing. “My real name, however, is Dekrach, Son of Satan. There, I have told you.” Jarnal stood still for half an hour, mulling on the idea that his master had always told him a lie, just for him to be his apprentice. “But you are still not ready,” Dekrach broke the silence. “What must I do, Dekrach?”

…to be continued

Group X

YouTube Preview ImageGroup X is a band that is probably not widely known today, but they have pretty funny stuff. One song in particular is called “Schfifty Five.” That has to be my favorite song from them. It’s supposed to be how someone tells a girl how to count to 55, but its a whole song. It doesn’t make make sense to me, I just like listening to it. They have a bunch of other songs that I’ve listened to, but Schfifty Five has to be my all time favorite. It doesn’t even have real words in it, just some random phrases with “sch” in them, like “Schiggity Schwat?” and “Schiggity Schwatiddy-Schwat?” I bet they know how to talk right, it’s just that adding the extra “sch” to the words makes it more interesting. They also have prank calls, like this one called “Cereal Bawx,” and “Mr. Coke.” In “Cereal Bawx” they call some lady to ask for a price on “Dat Cereal Bawx.” the lady doesn’t know what they’re talking about, so they explain it a bit more. I think it’s better for me to act it out in quotes. “This is radio station 100.7, and I need to get a price on dat cereal bawx?” he asked. “Excuse me?” she asks. “Dat cereal bawx. I need the price.”   “What cereal box?” she asks again. “The one with Styx on it, and children. It has lots of children and Styx.” he says. “You want the price for the cereal bars?” she asks, “Not cereal bars! Bawx!” he yells. ‘Its got the little boy with the hand grenade and the children with the 2oo dollar bill. I think its called Choo Choo Train.” He says. “I don’t know which one that is,” the lady says.  “Buh Bye!” he says.

It’s more funny if you watch it for yourself.  Theres another on that they have hat is a prank call which is called “Mr. Coke.” They call another lady trying to order some sandwiches, and he confuses the lady and aggravates her because he tells her a bunch of different things, but the lady hangs up. Group X is awesome.

It’s Armageddon! The Sun Went Out!

If the sun were to run out of energy and stop shining, it would probably have a huge effect on the different renewable resources. ( First of all, this story doesn’t have much to do with the title.) The different resources that would probably be effected would have to be plants and trees, since one of the main things they need to survive is energy from the rays of sunlight to create photosynthesis. And that’s also why they call the food and energy plants make photosynthesis. They call it that because the prefix “photo” means light, and that’s what plant use to photosynthesize. The plants could not produce the energy to survive, they could not be able to produce fruits and vegetables, and they wouldn’t be able to grow. This also has a large effect on us because if the plants died out, what would we use to cleanse the air of CO2  emissions? And if the sun went out, there would no large ball of helium and gas to heat us, so the planet would freeze over. (At least we wouldn’t have to worry about the icecaps melting.) But, more towards the point, everything adapted to the harsh climates of dryness and humidity would also die out. This would even have an effect in the animals!  What next?! Oh yeah, it could also have a bad effect on the nonrenewable resources.  It would probably have an effect because the sun speeds up decay in carcasses and plants, so it would take even LONGER for trash in landfills to decay. So it’s a good thing the sun won’t burn out anytime in our lifetime. Probably a few billion years. Long Live Plants!!!

Dictatorship in China

For years, maybe even centuries, China has been governed by a dictator. A dictator has supreme rule of everything, forcing the people of the country to work for a living. In China, the people have nearly no freedom, and have to do things forced upon them. They have to work in factories to supply other countries with goods, such as hardware, toys,auto parts, and  many other things. The people have to work all week long, then someone else has to come and take their shift. The people work so much that they literally have to live in the factories. Not even the children have freedom. Very few go to school, while many others go to work in sweatshops. Now that’s a lot harder than school. And the leader doesn’t even give a hoot. the working class people should force change upon the leadership to make it become a democracy. The people of China could form a government of their own, they could probably kick dictatorship out of Chinese government. Let’s just hop they don’t wage an all out war. If they do this, China just might become a country like the U.S. When China finally decides to come to their senses, and strike, that’ll probably be the smartest thing they’ll do since the construction of the Great Wall of China.