Follow My Eater
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Max! Max! Max! A total slobber machine!
One cool spring day my Mom, my cousin Adam, and I were at my grandma’s house. Adam and I decided to go outside to play with my dog Max. I brought my book Follow My Leader with me to read.
“Let’s play basketball,” Adam said.
“Fine, but just for a little bit,” I told him. So I put my book down on the seat while Max was pacing around me. We played some basketball. When I got back to read, my book was gone!
“Max, did you get my book!” I shouted. I looked at him and he had the book in his mouth! “Max, don’t eat my-,” it was too late, he had eaten it. I was staring at him as he consumed my book. Now instead of Follow My Leader, it was follow my eater.
“Nooooooo!” I shouted, “Why would you eat paper Max, that’s for recycling bins!” I angrily clached the book from his mouth and tried to go inside. “Adam, move!” I commanded.
Adam teased me, “Ha! Ha! Max ate your book!”
“LEAVE ME ALONE!” I shouted.
“Fine,” Adam said.
So I went inside worrying that I would get grounded. “Mom look what Max did,” I yelled.
“Uh, oh” she sighed, “Was that a school book?!” she asked, “Because if it is you are grounded!”
“God, why do you have to be so mean?!” I shouted. I stormed outside. “I can’t believe I left my book outside so Max can eat!” I shouted to myself.
“Sorry,” Max seemed to say goofily with his little puppy eyes. It made me giggle a bit. “It’s okay, Max,” and I learned not to leave my book outside again.

Dean Mattson on 18 Nov 2007 at 2:49 pm #
What a great idea for a story! I thought it was especially clever the way you built it around that “Now instead of Follow My Leader, it was follow my eater” line. You paced the story well and your use of dialogue was very strong. Good writing!
Mrs. Hulburt on 18 Nov 2007 at 4:47 pm #
I remember when this happened-you were so worried that I was going to be mad at you! I think it would be neat if you could add in a description of the book-the fact that this book was about a dog-and there was a dog on the front cover just added more humor to the situation (although I know you didn’t think so at the time!)
abelj on 15 Apr 2008 at 2:26 pm #
I think I will add some authors tools and some humor to it next time. Thanks for the information!
jesser on 05 May 2008 at 3:37 pm #
Abel your story is so funny that couldn’t stop laughing your
dog ate your book.