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TOP 10 NBA PLAYERS OF ALL TIME

 1.KOBE BRYANT                                                                                                                    

2.LEBRON JAMES

3.MICHEAL JORDAN

4.PAUL GASOL

5.DWAYNE WADE                                                                                                                 

6.SHAQUILLE O’NEAL

7.RON ARTEST

8.LAMAR ODOM

9.PAUL PIERCE

10.KEVIN GARNETT

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KOBE!KOBE!KOBE……BRYANT!!!

Arguably the best basketball player in the NBA,Kobe Bryant makes miracle shots and rebounds by day and dreams by night, Kobe Bryant my opinion,THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!!!!!!!!!

LOVE

I don’t and truly know what love is nor do I know what true love  is I’ve never experinced it but I think I can make one prediction: love can be ambivalent it can bring happiness and joy but it can also bring meloncloly and sorrow either way, make love.

happy valentine’s day :)

SLURPI THE EVIL SNOWMAN

It was the day before Christmas and Dewey didn’t have many friends in Colorado and his parents didn’t care about Dewey so, he decided to make a friend. There was a lot of snow in Colorado so he made a snowman but this wasn’t your ordinary 3-ball snowman.It was made out of 3 snowballs (one small,one medium,one large),a brown smoke pipe,13 black pebbles (2 eyes,one nose,6 for a smile,2 middle buttons and one last button),a burgundy scarf and a black top hat. He then named it  SLURPI. Dewey played with SLURPI for a while and then went to sleep.

The next morning Dewey went outside to see SLURPI. But, he wasn’t there. “SLURPI !!!!” he called as if  SLURPI would respond. “I’m right here! ” a deep voice screamed “Huh?” he asked, now realizing that SLURPI  couldn’t talk “Turn around Bird-Brain!” the deep voice replied. Dewey turned around to see SLURPI but he looked very different he looked angry and at that very moment he realized that his only friend was against him.

“How did you come to life?” Dewey asked. “Let’s  just say I came into a little magic.” “MAGIC!?!? What magic?” No response. “Look, I’m thrilled that you’re alive but,why are you alive?” Dewey asked. “Well, I’m here on a mission-” “And what mission would that be?” “I’m gonna kill Christmas!” “Kill Christmas!?!” “Yup, from gigantic green garland Christmas trees to Santa Claus himself. The whole Enchilada!!!”

“You’re not gonna kill anything!” Dewey said strongly. “Oh rea- but before SLURPI could say anything else, with a HO-HO-HO and a flash of blinding red light,  he vanished and at that very moment, Dewey realized that SLURPI had been abducted by Santa Claus. “What? Where am I?” SLURPI asked. “Why, the North Pole.” an even deeper than HIS  voice replied. “Get me out of here you crazy psychopath!” now thinking that the deep voice belonged to Santa Claus (the man he had always hated) “HO.HO.HO. Looks like someone got off on the wrong side of the bed.” Santa replied.

“Wait. I know who you are!” “And who might  be?” “SANTA CLAUS!” SLURPI exclaimed, now confirming his thoughts. “Right you are my boy,right you are.” “So what am I doing here?!” “Well, I heard you hated and wanted to kill Christmas.”  ”Yeah, so?” “So I am going to teach you a lesson. My dear boy, you don’t really want to kill Christmas.” “SURE DO!” SLURPI said “Why?” “Because. Because I never got any presents.”

“My boy-” “Would you quit saying “my boy”?” “SLURPI, Christmas isn’t about getting gifts. It’s about spending time with your family.”If Christmas isn’t about getting gifts than why do you have this job?” “Well Christmas is also about giving gifts.” “But I don’t have any family.” “SLURPI, have you hated Christmas all your life?” “Pretty much.” “Have you ever experienced it?”

“Well, no actually.” “Well then? How can you hate something that you’ve never experienced?” “Well, I guess I could give it a shot.” SLURPI said finally, smiling. But at that very moment, SLURPI was back with Dewey. “Uh, hi Dewey.” SLURPI said. Dewey turned around. “GET AWAY FROM ME YOU-” “Dewey wait, I’ve changed.” “Changed?” “Yeah I love Christmas now. And I was kinda hoping I could spend it with you.”

“Kay’ then.” “So, friends? SLURPI asked. ” “Best friends.” Dewey replied. “So, wanna go inside and make some hot coa- or maybe some hot sou- how about just some carrots?” “Sounds delicious.” SLURPI replied.                         And both Dewey and SLURPI knew that this was the beginning of a wonderful friendship and first Christmas.


THE END

 

FISH AND CHIPS

It all started when i moved to England. I sat down at a restaurant where i was going to eat some fish and chips. The tables had a montage of all colors. There was this one man who started staring at me. Finally I got up and was ready to leave the man had also got up then, out of nowhere, he slapped me. ”UGH!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!” ”No reason.” ”Well I suggest you get out of here before I call the police!!!!!!” ”CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN!!!!!” “SHUT UP!” “You have just slapped me and you’re telling me to calm DOWN!?!?” “You calm down you crazy hag!” “FINE THE JURY CAN SETTLE THIS!!!!”

“We gather here today for  case 32324″ “If you’d all sit down we can commence court.” “Now, what ‘d’ you ‘reckon’ happened” “Yesterday on June 14 1945, this man here had slapped me after i had done nothing to him” “That’s not what-” “HOLD YOU TONGUE MR.FARGAS” “Now  Mr.Black has a pretty convincing story you have just gotten out of jail Mr.Fargas you are guilty as charged case closed” “NO PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

natural DISASTERS

Natural disasters can be dangerous but we can stay safe from them.Tornadoes have many ”adaptations” that help them destroy almost everything in their path.You can protect yourself from tornadoes by going into a cellar or basement.The tornado will destroy more of the top of the house not the bottom.Now, remember during a tornado, stay safe and don’t PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;]

Dream BIG:)

One day I want to move to L.A. and become a movie star/singer/songwriter.I know that this dream is pretty far-fetched but I’m willing to do anything to reach it.If this dream doesn’t work out,I want to become a monster/U.F.O. hunter.Even though these dreams are rrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaalllllllllyyyyyyy BIG,I really want to achieve them. :)

SOCIAL STUDIES

I personally think that social studies is cool.You get to learn more about different people, cultures, and states. Some people have reason to believe that social studies is boring; well I disagree. Social studies is a subject where you can practically go back in time, let’s just hope we can get back!!! All in all, social studies is pretty cool.

SHHH!

She tucks you in bed.                 He reads you a bedtime story

She sings you a lullaby.              He’s in your heart.

She wakes you up.                      He makes you breakfast.

She sits next to you.                    He dresses you up.

She takes you to the beach.       He takes you fishing.

She takes you out to eat.            He orders your food

She eats what you don’t like.      He pays for the food.

 

They love you so.

They’re your grandparents.

GRANDPA

One day we were having breakfast at my grandma’s house ,and we were out of eggs so my grandpa had to go buy some more. I kept on yelling out things that he also had to buy as if he could keep a shopping list in his head. I just ended up going with him.Two years later he was diagnosed with cancer the doctors did everything they could but he unfortunately died. When I was 7 I understanded fully what ”DEAD” meant. When I realilized what that meant, it was a year with a lot of questions and crying. To this very day we have a painting of him and sometimes he smiles. He even haunts the house! Like one day a mirror broke,the other a statue came to life! Even though he’s gone, he’s always in my heart.