Wild Wonderings

One cool, frigid morning in Alaska (where I live) I was sitting by the fireplace drinking  a cup of hot chocolate. As I sat there, I craved something, but that something I couldn’ t figure out. Ahh yes, action I crave action. For what reason I can’ t tell you but I craved action. So I think and think: Running with the wolves naaa, swimming with polar bears naaa, sliding down slopes with penguins naaa. I think for what seems like 100,000 hours but in the 100,001st hour I came up with the most insanely weird thing ever. I was going to climb Mount Everest. Dan Dan Dan WAIT!!!!! I’m not only going to climb it but I’m going to build a house and live on the highest point of it.

So I packed and packed and packed until all of my 2.000 pound stuff was in my ginormous snow sled. ” Good morning Alaskaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” I yelped as I stepped into the bitter cold. I was so caught up in all the commotion I went out in my pajamas and I literally froze like an icicle handing from the top of a cave in one degree weather. After that was over I set of on my miraculous journey with of course my 13 strong, trusty, tough chihuahuas.

First I had to cross a frozen pond and go over frost covered hills. On the way I came across the gigantically enormous statue of Rudolf the Red- Nosed Reindeer that was 100,000,000,000feet tall. I also passed by the Frost the snowman monument which was a bigger and better remake of him. All of a sudden my dogs started to bark” ruff ruff ruff.” I looked up to see a towering mountain.

“This can’t be it ,this can’t be Mount Everest its to high” I yelled. ” Well I traveled all this way I’ve got to do this.” So I took my first step then my second. “Hey this isn’t so hard”. Two miles later. ” How much longer” I groaned.

In my exhaustion I thought I heard a familiar noise…trotting. I thought I heard trotting then I heard someone say this ” Are you talking to me”? said a mysterious voice. “Who said that”? I whispered in a shaky voice. “Me down here.” There was the noise again but this time I looked down to see  one of my chihuahuas.”oh hi buddy what are you doing here” “I’m coming to follow you because I saw you were having a hard time and we wanted to help you” he said “how is “we” “ohhh yeah I brought the whole pack with me.” “Thanks ‘bud’ just what I needed, why don’t you come along we can climb and talk” “okay but less talky more climby” said buddy “yes sur” By 12 o’clock in the afternoon they were so, so, so tired but they were determined to get to the top. At 2 o’clock they weren’t even half way there yet but they wer ewariors in the cold freezing wind. As I felt we were getting closer to the middle of the mountain I started to dance and sing “Do the happy dance, do the happy dance, do the happy dance ” “please don’t do that” said buddy. But I kept on going.” I don’t know this person” he said again.We were finally at…half of the mountain. ” Dude we still have half a mountain to climb” “well then lets get a move on” I replied. Soon enough we were steps away from history we pictured us in news papers, tvs screens and every other thing you could think you could think of. 2 steps away… 1 step away. “yes we made it” That day I felt like a hero, I made history. That was the most funest time on a winter day I ever had.

“Spaceship 910 this is Andrew from the command center” “Do you copy?” “Yes sur this is Seth, we are doing great up here” ” What’s up”? Well every second you speed up like a cheetah trying to catch it’s prey” “so, who cares” you do your heading right into an asteroid belt” “OMG”!!!!!!! (Oh My Gosh) ” How much time do we have”? asked Noah who was also in the space ship.”not very long” replied andrew Bang boom eeeeeeeeeerrrrr an asteroid hit the side of the space ship and tore of one of the panels. It was an ear piercing sound. ” AHHHHH we’ve been hit” cried Noah. Mark on the other hand was on the floor rocking like a little baby, saying “Tell my mommy I love her” “Mark! yelled Seth” the asetroid belt was over ten minutes ago” “Oh sorry” “Seth this is Andrew are you okay”? “Yes we are fine but… but” What but what hurry up and tell me” “Okay okay geeze you don’t have to be so bossy but we did get hit by one of them” “Okay I give you permission to go out in space and fix it.”Yes sir I’m putting on my space suit right now”TO BE CONTINUED

“Help please your slowly destroying my ozone” ” I feel as if I’m melting and soon you and I will melt and become ashes” Wailed baby earth. “Please don’t liter or pollute” “Also there is this thing called GLOBAL WARMING and it’s happening right know because you and all of your buddies down there are-Yay thats right you, your the’ Lets chop down trees to build condos” people. When you do that animals lose homes and people lose oxygen. Sadly “sniffle” “sniffle I won’t grow up to be a… “sniffle” sniffle” a… a big gigantic, strong earth.Wa! Wa !Wa! SO YOU BETER LISTEN OR THERE WILL BE NO PEOPLE OR NO EARTH!

Snap Snap Snap Grrrrrrr “No! Stop! Please I’m begging you” I said as I got down on my hands and knees. Don’t bite my shoe!” Wait I think we should start from the begining. Shall we? Ok well… my cousin Mireya has a puppy. They named her Goldie which I completly disagree with. I think they should have named her something like Godzilla because she is a shoe ‘bitin’, hair ‘tearin’, arm ’scratchin’ furi           ous little puppy. Ihave to admit she does LOOK cute with her whitish, goldish hair and is very playful but still a ‘little’ on the agressive side. Goldie can also be hillarious for example my brother Mateo is afraid of dogs bite or that he doesn’t know so every time he goes over to my grandama house he runs as fast as a roadrunner to the sofa a jumps on it because he knows Goldie can’t get on the couch. Now when he gets of the sofa thats a whole new story. He runs like a syco maniac in circles all around the house with Goldie hot on his tail. COMICAL!!!!! The other funny thing is that she has her toys and sometimes I see her throwing them then chasing it even wretling with them. Gozilla Imean Goldie has grown alot but she is still only two months old. Like most dogs she has those puppy dog eyes that just make you want to say “she’s adorible”. But she’s still a monster. Who would have thought that my 5 year old cousin Mireya would have a beast as a pet? Yes Goldie can be annoying and can be a monster but she makes me want a dog for a friend and for family. What a weird suprise! Ow Ya I would name my dog depending on it’s actions not it’s looks.

We were coming from California I was with my grandparents and Mireya my cousin. My brother Mateo was with my mom and dad. We had decided to stop in Tombstone, Arizona to see the gunfight at the O.K. Corral.

“Are we there yet?” Mireya asked.

Everybody ingnored her. I was going to ask until I saw everybody ignore her so scratch the idea.

As we drove in my heart was pumping I was very ambivalent. Before we went to see the real gunfight we saw a funny gunfight and when I say funny, I mean hilarious. There was a lady who was really funny because the bandit would give her  an order like to be a look-out for the marshall and when the marshall came she screached, “He’s here”! One time she shot her toe off. ( it was just a play so she was ok.)

After the funny play, we went to see the real gun fight at the O.K. Corral. Doc Holiday, Wyatte Earp, and his brothers vs. The four cowboys. Doc was just a friend of the Earps but he helped them fight the battle. It wasn’t the brothers land but it wasn’t the cowboys land either so they wanted to to fight for it, so they did. BANG, BANG, BANG went the guns! It was on!!

While they were fighting their battle, Mateo was fighting his own battle with the bees.

Meanwhile three of the cowboys were down. All of the brothers and Doc were still standing. They were all fighting one cowboy. BANG, BANG, BANG the cowboy flew across the yard as they shot him. Owww! I wonder it that hurt, I thought to myself. They bowed as the viewers applauded.

“That was amazing, ” I told my dad.

After it was over, we went to the petting zoo and se lassoed fake cows but the guns were so loud that the noise was still ringing in my ears which was pretty annoying.

On the drive back home, I fell asleep because it was late but I had a dream that I was at battle and that I won the battle. It was sensational even though it was just a dream because I, Miranda, got to shoot a gun at the O.S. Corral. I thought my fight was the best gun fight I would be in (even better than the one at the O.K. Corral.)

Today in science we worked with microscopes and it was awesome because we looked at pollen, newspaper, fabric, frog blood, a leaf, a honey bee wing and a honey bee leg. The pollen looked liked cracked glass with red and blue specks, the news paper looked like humongous letters with a mixture of colors, on the fabric you could see the strands of thread, the frog blood was awesome because you could see the blood cells, and on the leaf you could actually see all of the veins ,the honey bee wing was cool because you could see the mixture of colors, and the honey bee wing looked like a big red hairy stick. I thought that was the best science experiment ever!

Today september 21, I took a test on Harry Potter and the Phoenix and I got a one hundred and got 44 points on it.I was a little bit surprised because I admit I took a long time to read it so I wasn’t sure how I was going to do on the test. But I remember every thing and I am very excited, happy and giddy about it.

My birthday was on september third and it was great. We went out to eat on that day but on saturday I had a party. It was a Harry Potter party so It was really great and I was extremely ecstatic and happy! The reason why I like Harry Potter so much is because when I started reading the books I got hooked because I thought that they were great books and that J.K.Rowling was a great writer.

Hi my name is Miranda and I am in fourth grade. I love to play basketball,soccer,golf and,baseball. What do you think about school? Well I think fourth grade is great because we get a lot more privileges like blogging of course! Blogging is so cool because instead of just putting your writing in a folder on a shelf you can post it so the whole world can see it.