Unknown Territory

Deep in space an extra terrestrial comet hurdled towards earth…

“Hey Dad! Look a shooting star!” yelled John.

“WOW! You’re right!!!” his dad yelled. “Stand back!!!!! It?s coming right for You!!”

BOOOM!!!

”Is everyone all right?” asked the stranger that some how popped up out of nowhere.

“We-We’re fine,” John said as he gazed at the never-ending wildfire surrounding them and the bottomless hole in front of them. “Looks as though we have no other choice but to go into the hole . . .

Mr. Wormwood is a ratty looking man wearing a red and orange sports-coat. He has black hair and a ratty mustache. He is a stuck up t.v addict and bad person and parent. Mr.Wormwood said: “You…You little cheat!”"Your daughter is a cheat and a lair!”"Don’t give me that rubbish!”"If there is anything bad in that school she probably did it!” Mr.Wormwood is a cheat and a lair.

One day my family and I visited L.A. when a news truck came swerving by and a man told us to scream good morning LA and as soon as we saw the camera man we did gust as he told us…”GOOD MORNING LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” We screamed. “What was that all about?”asked my brother. “You lucky people are going to be on good morning la!”………….to be continued…..

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Grandma, grandma, grandma,
Oh how I love thee,
you are as soft as a cloud,
and as sweet as the Pan De Dulce that you like to eat.

Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa,
Oh how I love thee,
you are as hard working as can be,
and you are as sweet as the piloncillo that you like to eat.

Grandparents, grandparents, grandparents,
both of you have the key to my heart,
and if we to part
I would cry my eyes out with you still in my heart…

“PLEEEAASE!!! DON’T MAKE ME GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!” I complained to my mom. “You’l be fine!!!” responded? my mom.

It was TAKS day at school and it was my first time taking it. When I got to school… “I can’t believe she made me go to school,” I mumbled to myself as I received the test booklet. I was so nervous I think I got appendicitis!(When some thing in your gut gives out that you con live with out.)

Tick tock!! the clock seemed to yell at me. I was sick…Very sick…In two ways: ONE was I had a BAD case of bronchitis… A second reason was that I was SICK of the TAKS test! Although I had time to rest my head… It only rested about 50% or less.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOO! went the?dismissal bell. It was 2:45 and I wasn’t done. It seemed five eternities until I was finished.

After FOREVER the test scores came in. I was as happy as can be when my teacher announced that every body passed!!! When I left I actually?yelled out, “I Actually Passed!!!!!!!!!!!”

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Went the plummeting air-craft that was?supposed to fly me to Europe to hand-deliver a restricted item for safe keeping. But unfortunately the plain’s engine was breaking down so………CRASH!!!!!!! It was to late…..the plane had already made contact with the ground?collided……I?the last survivor?then I saw a particularly small box that said in red letters: RESTRICTED ITEM DO NOT OPEN!!!!!!?Well…..I didn’t know what the restricted item was… Curiosity killed the cat… So I went over to the box when Poof ! The box had opened buy it self! Inside was a small back button.”THATS THE RESTRICTED ITEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’LL EVEN PUSH IT AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!!!” I blurted out. Then I carefully pushed the small black button…BEEP!Then without warning every thing went blank… It seemed as a million needles shot into my back! Silence rose… I some how got knocked out cold… Whether or not I was out for 6 hrs. or for 5 min. but I suddenly woke up in a poor excuse for 2057… But then I saw a banner on a store that said: ‘HAPPY 1252!!!’ “1252!!” I screamed.”Wait…This is some kind of time-traveling device,” I pressed It again.BEEP! This time there was a blinding flash of light putting my body in shock as I fell to the ground. When I woke up I saw no cop cars around…no-CRASH!! went the shattering glass of a bank robbery.Then I jerked my head from left to right… no cop cars came…no sirens went off..I gust stared as the man ran away with all the money.It was like I was back in 2057 but with?basicly had..nothing…But there was something else… THE CIVIL WAR WAS ON, A PTERIDACTAL WAS IN THE AIR, THE MILITARY WAS TESTING THE NEW CLEAR BOMB!!THERE WAS A cave-man!?!?!??? BEEP BEEP!!! Went the button as I pounded on?it until?every thing started to twist and turn and mix colors until…every thing was the same…?

One day in California I woke up elated to know that me, my brother, and my cousins were going to the beach. When we got there, I darted to the one spot we always set up the shade tent. I zoomed to the water then racing back now knowing that the sea water was as cold as ice. Then little by little I was getting? closer in the water when…BBBBOOOMMMM!!!! A wave had almost literally tackling me to the ground! 30 min. later, I went body boarding? with my cousin. We “caught” so many waves, that it wasn’t even funny…well…yeah…It was a little funny. This is my story of the beach . . .

“Hear comes the BIG ONE!!!!” wailed my cousin Ian. C-R-A-S-H!!! The wave had broken as soon as Ian and I tried to escape.

I was in San Diego, California, beach with my relatives. “I think I’m done body-boarding for the day!” I said. “I’ll go collect sea shells now!”

As I walked down the shore-line I was telling my younger cousin Julian how I’ve collected a sea shell that was never broken, never sharp or jagged, and NEVER deformed and how I want to keep the title by finding an other perfect shell. As I got to the shore line I stabbed my hand deep into the earth holding me in place from the strength of the waves as I used my hands as eyes to find some thing smooth but hard… I yanked my arm up… But, came a cloud of disappointment as I saw nothing sand.

I tried this again… But instead of a sea shell or sand…I pulled up a SAND CRABB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After I through him back in the water I searched and searched until I felt something familiar . . . I yanked my arm up . . . Washed the dirt off . . . And there it was! that one specific seashell that that was never broken, never deformed, and never sharp or jagged. . . Just perfect . . .

C-R-A-K-L-E!!!!! SN-A-P!!!B-OOOOM!!!!! Went the lightning storm. I was hunting down a UFO that appeared to be in the shape of a disk. It was located by the military’s enhanced radar. I was in a stealth 185 jet. I had the disk close on my radar…Too close…C-R-A-S-H!!! The UFO had used the outside rim of the disk to ram me!!! I felt like I was hit by a space ship! Oh…Wait…I was…Back to the story! The lightning didn’t help ether.ZZZZZAAAAPPPP!!!!!Went the lightning as it seemed to strike on purpose.The impact was to hard… I got knocked up, and I got knocked out. When I woke up, seeing that my left arm and leg were shredded, I found something to walk with and something to rap my arm with, I got up, and looked at the hole that I ah, ”dug”.I found an altimeter and found out that I was 254,000 ft. under ground. I figured the only way out of this retched place was to go to the other end of the cave.As I was doing that I came across a huge hill that was sharper than a butcher blade!”I got to do what I got to do,”I exclaimed as I started up the hill.As I got to the top, I was so exited to see light, that I leaped and started to roll down the hill,almost shredding my arm and leg to the bone. But it was all right…I had reached civilization… There was a small town of Indians that treated my wound. They asked me what I was doing on shred rock (the hill).I told them that I was on an adventure.

What a great Christmas I had!! You’re not going to believe how many presents I got! This year my brother and I woke up with a T-R-A-M-P-O-L-I-N-E in our backyard!! But a really F-U-N winter break has come to an end and now it’s time for school.